Chabad Gets Angelina's Baby

Thanks to the tireless efforts of Rabbi Boruch S. Cunin, Angelina Jolie's unborn child has become the property of Chabad of California. The donation was made by Jolie's father, actor Jon Voight, a long-time contributor to the Chabad Real Estate Trust.

The child was donated in a secret ceremony following Shachrit services this morning at the Chabad of Marina Del Ray. It is hoped that the publicity from the event will get Jews to daven at the Chabad again. Congregants of the Marina Del Ray have reportedly avoided the building since it was stolen by Rabbi Cunin.